Claire's Flair

Zouk KL is made up of 4 main smaller clubs, Phuture, Zouk, Barsonic, Velvet.

Velvet and phuture play hip hop rnb all night but velvet has a mix of oldies in it and its for the older crowd (28 and above?) phuture was filled with young kids. barsonic is mainly techtonic and zouk was.. uh we didn't even go to zouk.

We started off with velvet because it was less packed than phuture, and the music was already pretty awesome at midnight. Think pussycatdolls, fergie etc. We had some drinks here then decided to move over to phuture to check out the scene there.

SUPER CROWDED.

Same style, rnb, Like a g6 whatever but it was so so crowded there were people shoving etc. Just like phuture in SG, insanely crowded.

Oh! I forgot to mention A GREAT INCENTIVE. There are about 60 percent guys 40 percent girls. I am serious. That's my estimate. And the girls are pretty hot on the average. Unlike SG which has mostly army guys over the weekends. Tempted yet?

So our group decided to head back to Velvet where the music was awesome and yet there's space to be in our own world without the shoving.

We also stopped by bartonic at one point to get more drinks. We had lightsticks with us and I was reminded about the time when I was at Indochine recently and people were dancing to techtonik. Hmm.

Anyway.

Gerald got picked up by a girl but she failed. She grabbed his lightstick and asked him to wear it for her. WTF?
Angie got picked up by a guy and he failed (what kind of loser pick up line is "Ni yao yi qi tiao wu ma?" which means do you want to dance together?)
Uh I got butt groped and pulled up on the podium to dance.
Carmelita almost got into a fight with some crazy girl who shoved her and said she was there first??
Hmm and I can't remember what else happened. Obviously there were drunk girls who were falling all over the dance floor too.

Met Warren and Glen there though!

So we were in Velvet the rest of the night, and the sucky part is that the entire zouk closes at 3am. THREE AM. They should close at 4am so we could've danced for one more hour! Damn.

We danced until our knees were breaking and I have no idea how some girls dance in their 3 inch stilettos it's insane.

Therefore, verdict, please head to Zouk in KL if you're in KL okay?

When the club closes, you can hear all the lambos and ferraris revving their engines FOR FUN and just to show off. And when they're trying to get out of the carpark they still have to rev accelerator for like half a car body length and break suddenly. Retarded but it's a status symbol.

Makes me dream of getting a pink lambo, driving up to zouk kl JUST TO PARK THERE and make sure I go home with A GIRL just to put male ego aside (the ferrari and lambo drivers are male) and Carmelita will drive a Maserati along with me. Shiok.

p.s: forgot to mention that there are hired dancers dancing on some podiums today and they're damn hot or at least their dance moves are hot.

pps; there are lcd screens so when you get tired of dancing or if you don't know the songs you can watch the mtv video. cool!!